Transcript(For those who can't understand TTS Well)
Twilight Sparkle:Alright, Comic, here's the plan, you, and 15 other stallions and mares all go to invade Anti-Equestria
Comic Field:Yes, my princess, my loyalty will not let you down.
Twilight Sparkle:That's my agent! Go off, Comic
Comic Field:Alright!
A few minutes later...
Comic:Alright, here we are in 4Chan territory We'll sneak around.
SMW Luigi:The bagle?
Comic:Ahm(Puts on Anti-Equestrian accent) Luigi, I'll give you a bagle if you do 50 laps around the cave!
SMW:Alright Sherrod!
Flash Centry:That was easy
Comic:Yeah, Flash, because the Anti-Equestrians are like you. Stupid.
Anti-Equestrian:What did you say?
Comic:Shit.
Meanwhile, back in Equestria...
Twilight:Alright, Penguins, it's time I trained you
Skipper:Kowalski, analysis
Kowalski:Sir, there are weird horses staring at us. These must be the bitches we are looking for
Twilight:Hey!
Skipper:Nani? What the hell are you?
Twilight:Take a look at me, what am I?
Skipper:Uh...really tall?
Twilight:NO! I'm a purple Alicorn Princess, a world leader of Equus!
Skipper:Hello, Purple Unicorn, do you happen to know where to find some bitches?
Twilight:Are you kidding me?
Pinkie Pie:Who's kidding? I wanna hear it!
Private:Skipper, I'm scared of pink things.
Skipper:Don't worry, the Pink horse won't fuck you I think
King Julian:Hi there Donkeys.
Twilight:Here's to hoping Comic and the Sunshine Bois are doing better...
Back in Anti-Equestria
Sherrod:HAHAHAHA, Oh, Comic, little Comic, you've been successfully captured! Throw these insugifficant ponies in our cell.
Comic:You won't get away with this...
Anti-Equestrian:Get in there, you faggot.
Comic:Grr...
Flash Centry:I've heard stories of who escaped this cell, they told me many stories, about how their slurs went from shocking and offensive to loud and annoying. How the torture chamber was-
Comic Field:Hold the phone, did you say...TORTURE CHAMBER?
Flash Centry:Yup, if they feel you're being a "Bad prisoner" for too much, they'll throw you in there.
Comic Field:Holy shit, and Stephen wants me to spare this filth?
Flash Centry:They also hold a monthly race, last place ends up there.
Comic Field:What makes you end up in there?
Anti-Equestrian:Telling stories. C'mon...
Flash Centry:Comic Field! I wish you luck!
Comic Field stares as he hears the scream of his ally
Narrator(Voiced by me):The sound of Flash's screams scared Comic, as the days...became the weeks...it was time for the race...Comic Field...lost.
Sherrod:Welp, the little "hero" Lost. To the cells you go.
Anti-Equestrian:Welcome too your new temporary home...the torture chamber, you'll spend a week in here, begging to get back to your little cell, that's what we did to your little storyteller (He laughs, and Comic screams in distance)
Narrator:The cell consumed the mind of Comic, what was a week, felt like an eternity...Comic Field knew soon enough, he'd be saved...by a hero...but for now, he couldn't fight, he couldn't budge, he could only stand there.
Alicorn Comic:Anti-Equestria, what's going on in there? Oh shit...well, at least that'll make it easier to conquer Equestria...
To be continued...